Working on my Strip Club Game

On a whim (and after a few drinks) I decided to hit a local strip club. I go ever now and then, generally avoiding weekend nights because they’re too crowded and the dancers are too focused on making money. 9pm on a Wednesday is dead, so it’s easy to be the center of attention.

One thing about strip clubs, it’s a good place to practice talking about sex and asking personal questions such as “when was the last time you were really in love?” The girls do all of the approaching, so no worries about that.

But instead of buying dances from them and letting them run their game on me, I get them to sit down and have a real conversation with me. I do occasionally give them money, but I frame it as more of pity thing, like “hey, you look like you’re having a slow night, so here’s a few bucks.” I also walk up to the stage and leave money for the girls, but don’t generally let them dance for me. I just leave the money there. Obviously, that can add up so it’s still a pretty expensive game. 🙂

That said, the money part is purely optional. I make good money and so like to help a working girl out. On a slow night like last night you can just sit at the bar (not by the stage) and grab girls as they come by.

I ended up getting numbers from two girls using as bait a “documentary website about sex I’m working on.” That’s been a good way to get girls interested. I’ve got several girls queued up to be interviewed and really need to get that part of this site in gear.

One of the girls told me she’s married and has an open relationship, and I think she might want to play around with me. She gave me her email address. As I was leaving she commented that “it’s so nice to meet someone interesting here for a change.” We’ll see how it works out.

(BTW this girl IMO was the hottest girl there and I had my eye on her all night. She was tied up with some old dude who kept giving her money, so it was 2-3 hours before we finally talked. I think I gave her maybe $3 one time when she was on stage.)

Funny side note: I got to chatting with one of the gals there and it turns out her mom works for me! After we figured out the connection I could totally see the family resemblance. She would’ve given me her number and done the interview too — she was clearly interested — but she was understandably a little nervous about me knowing her mom (who thinks she’s a cocktail waitress, not a dancer). It’s highly likely that we’ll meet again in an office outing situation. She pointed this out, saying she and her mom are BFFs and she used to go her mom’s old workplace frequently. This will be a fun test of my acting skills.

Afterwards I met a couple gals while waiting for a cab. One of them was clearly into me and I could’ve gotten her number, but I thought she was only so-so. She asked for (and got) a hug when I left. The interesting thing with that interaction was, I treated it as an experiment in building rapport with her cockblock friend too. A couple times I could tell her friend was a bit suspicious of me and wanted to drag her away, so each time I saw her body language change I engaged her in conversation and got her to laugh at something. By the end she was on my team. Yay me.

And now I’m working on a new project that I like to call Home Improvement Game. I just posted this ad on Craigslist the other day:

Subject:

Friends first. If we click, well…

I need a woman’s opinion. I’m about to do some serious remodeling work on my townhouse in [name of neighborhood redacted] and I need a woman’s eye.

I have a good income and can afford good stuff. But I’m kinda lazy when it comes to things like picking out paint, hardwood floors, furniture etc. My place has tons of potential and could use a woman’s touch. Wanna help me out?

I’m a really cool, smart, good looking guy. And I’m very efficient, which is why I did this instead of stumbling around furniture stores for hours.

Pic 4 pic.

I posted it both in strictly platonic and personals. So far I’ve gotten one reply from each section, meeting one of them tonight at Home Depot.

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